- No Elizabeth Swann. Therefore no Keira Knightley
- Loads of Jack Sparrow
- The shirtless missionary. Dude, he’s cute!
- Jack Sparrow. Wait, I said that already
- Ian McShane as the deadly Blackbeard
- Rush ‘trying’ to be British. Epic.
- Penelope Cruz
- It’s a pirate’s life for me. Yo ho!